Friday, January 11, 2013

A real bad need of a different kind

So I'll share with you the happening. It went like this. My girl seemed to have dropped off the face of the earth. She stops in to check on me once in a while but I have no idea what shes up to. I try to not think about it, as its probably upsetting either way.

The comic job fell through and I have mounting debt from taking a college loan, but at the same time I met a guy who was the CEO of an addiction clinic. I filled out an application to work there as he was offering, but his staff said they weren't open for applications. Sketch again. But I have to get a job somewhere....hopefully a decent place. Somewhere that'll give me some skills that I can use. Keep your fingers crossed people.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

A late bundle of Presents

Wow folks. I'm back. I should say I am sorry but someone once told me never to appologise. I got super busy though for the holidays. It wasnt that I had a lot of family or that we were celebrating. So lets get all caught up shall we? Early December I finally finished my last semester in Cal State Long Beach... super cool that I got mostly all Bs. And now I have graduated. Only...dun dun dun. I became an unemployed, uninsured statistic. Those mean people in the State government said they couldnt give me unimployment because I made too few money, but that they were rewarding me my claim (of $0) anyway. I was like "seriously?"

Anyway, so with my mother and I both unimployed we are strugling to make it by. Suffice it to say we didnt really DO Christmas. Prior to that Thanksgiving was a bit of a wash. We flew to Georgia and visited my aunt and her family for a day. Then we went to Florida and visited our house there. Its a quaint place on the beach. As soon as its completely redone, we will likely be renting it out. So if anyone is interested please write to PO BOX 11252 Costa Mesa, CA 92627.

If anyone was reading my previous posts you all know that I felt fairly cynical and jaded about love in 2012. 2013 however proved to be something of surprise though, and not just because we all survived the supposed apocalypse. HAPPY NEW YEAR by the way. So this is what happened. I went to Starbucks on Christmas Eve and was all doing my Role Play thing on this website a friend refered me to: Iwakuroleplay.com. Its a great writers resource for those of you who want to create your own stories or enjoy coops. Anyway, so I was sitting there and all the sudden this girl named Danie came in and sat by me. We started to talk, and things began to pick up. Well on New Years eve she invited me to celebrate with her. I in turn invited her to my place. What do you think happened folks? She spent the night. Seems what they say about the NYE kiss is true. Now she and I are a couple, and things are pretty great. Shes got a business binding books and I? Im starting my own business as well...speaking of which let me tell you all about it.

Remember that role play forum I mensioned above? So I met this girl Aceofmana on it. If you go to Iwaku tell her I recomended you say hi to her. She and her husband are a Canadian couple who write and produce an online comic. If you are interested ask them about it. Anyway I have proposed to work with him as a writer and fairly soon I hope to be writing some comics. Aside from that I am also currently looking into getting a wine selling/shipping lisence. There are some pretty original tropical wines I discovered in Florida that I want to import to good ole. CA.

Hmm thats quite a bit for now I think.

Salvet and cheers to you all.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Love is

So I have been thinking for some time now that as you grow up it become increasingly difficult to love and be loved by someone. Now Im not talk about infatuation and that cutsy shit where you imagine cupid as a baby with a bow and arrow...

and while were are on that topic lets discuss what would happen, shall we? Baby- likes to suck on things and put stuff in their mouth + sharp pointy arrows= a bloody mess. Not a pretty picture, and I recomend you think of it more like the Greeks, a giant massive serpent that will consume you and drive you insane!

But I digress to my former argument...the older you get the more complicated love becomes by exponential powers. Let me explain this a little more clearer:

When I was a kid all I had to do was to go up to my mother and say "Mumu i wuv yu" and she would immediately show you with praise and love and affection. This is usually true, even if you are a second or third child. On Mother's day all you had to do was paste a picture of some other random mess (macaroni and glue anyone?) onto a paper plate and she would magically give you a hug and kiss. Easy-peasy.

Moving forward a little, Elementary school. Remember Valentine's day? You had to bring cupcakes for the whole class and you were sure to save the best one for your best friend (boy or girl) and maybe one for the teacher. But everyone HAD to bring cards for everyone. Not bad, you could even enjoy some of those hard peppermint candies. But what if you were one of those kids who didnt get and cards? Well you felt left out didn't you? Still, it was easy compared to what came next.

Jr. High and High school: The time of life when your social insecurity was the greatest and yet most of you still found a date for Sadee Hawkins. The single carnation for your special one and the others for friends. But there is nothing that screws with insecurity and validation like seeing everyone get something and you dont even get one from yourself.  Why? Something, you think, must be wrong with you? But you dont even think about it. You just keep trucking. Ok so you've survived the land mines of High school.  Getting to love someone and visa versa is getting harder, the field is getting more selective and youre running out of time. Now what?

Well, you're ready for college. Endless sporting events and beer can only help you so much. Now's the time to experiment with your dating techniques. Chat up women. Easy. Pretend you aren't looking for a good time. You dont even care that you're here. Pretend you know something about some random obscure thing: Maybe you're a wine snob....spout off some facts about Pinot gregio. Oh shit her father owns a vineyard? Walk away, quick! Don't shoot yourself in the foot! Oh God she's following you. Run RUN!!!! Oh wait, she's inviting you to her dad's vineyard? Well maybe the free wine tasting wont be so bad? Ok she's giving you her number. You promise to call her.

You better call her.

Then you go on an outing, or like an official date...pray you dont embarrass yourself. Or, you know what fuck it! Embarrass the hell out of yourself! Make her laugh her ass off. You remember that time your best friend in high school convinced you to enter a pie eating contest and you had already filled up on pop corn...go with that. Or something else.


God this is complicated. What happen to the days you used to be able to say I love you to a girl and she would melt like butter?

Monday, November 5, 2012

Missing photo link

So Ive been trying to figure out for a while, how can I post a photo here on blogger. Its actually really stupid because usually you will post something like [img]something.html[/img] and poof you have yourself a shiny new photo posted up. Ive even opted to using photo bucket but so far all that happens for me is that it looks exactly like that example on the actual blog viewer page. None the less I will remain resiliant and attempt to post a meme which I created myself to promote sex awareness...so hold on to your garters ladies, here we go.

Hahahaa!!! I will now rule the internet with my funny commentary on things like Tuxedo Mask!!! Now my minions you will serve your master wiser and...ahem I mean you will assist me in doing some meaningless tasks. Isnt that right?

Well anyway now I have figured out how to post pictures...and Im kind of angry at myself that I couldnt figure out how to before...there is an actual "coding" button now. >:\ bitches

Mmm...Coffee yeah

Goooooood MORNING VIET NAM! Haha, just kidding. Im Amrican. Have yall ever woken up on the day that day light savings ends and felt 'uhgh still not enough sleep'? I have. I swear that going back an hour we all loose time. It happens every single year. And every year I argue with a friend or family member on what the savings actually mean. This year though I am figuring out that I can get a bigger savings by groupon-ing.

Of course Im being completely facitious. Mmm, this morning I have had breakfast for the first time since my froshman year in highschool. Crazy, am I right? I mean, it shouldn't have to take getting up at 4 in the morning just to have a decent morning meal...Perhaps this explains my poor grades in high school? Maybe....Well perhaps I exagerate the time frame. I did eat the Summer of  '11. Ahh, good times. Amazingly that summer I dropped like 20 lbs. go figure. Anyway, Ive decided to return to that frame of mind, waking up at the crack of 4 AM and preparing my breakfasts. No more will I repeat the days of purchasing my meals at Starbucks. As much as I love them, I rue devouring their delicious 1000 cal. snacks as a substitutione. And lets just over look the 900 cal drunks...I mean drinks...no lets leav it. The 900 cal drunks...because caffeine is a drug. And if you go to Starbucks daily, lets face it, you're a drug addict.

So anyway yeah, Im feeling pretty great for eating breakfast.


Thursday, November 1, 2012

In Fluenza

So it seems to me that many people are starting to get sick, just as the weather is turning--for some--the most enjoyable. This includes myself. But I am really dissappointed because getting sick is the least favorable thing of fall and winter.

And with all Hallows Eve just behind us, I know most people are looking ahead to Thanksgiving. So lets all discuss certain ways in which we can avoid the Flu.
Starting off our crazy count down:
10. Actually get the flu shot.
You all should do this, even if you think it contains nothing but mind control hormones.

9.Run away from it like its a zombie
Statistics show that a regiment of daily exorcize will actually help the immune system by strengthening the heart

8.Drink the greater lakes
Evidence shows that a large intake of liquids will speed up your recovery if you do get sick. So drink up.

7.Invest money in Chevron
Aiding large petroleum companies helps speed along the process of making vaor rubs. Plus that extra cash return could always help...

6.Plan a trip to Florida
Yes, it is just as cold in the Sunshine state but consider the fact the Florida is also the Orange capitol of the United States. Mmm all the vitamin C

5.Get more sweet meats
David Katz, MD says that eating more brightly colored fruits high in anti-oxidents will boost your immune system naturally.

4.Get down with the sickness
Consuming probiotic bacteria not only helps to keep your intestines running smoothly but they also crowd the immune system, making the chance of viruses and other bacteria taking hold a thing of the past.

3.Take the Dawn challenge
Often, washing your hands (fore 20 seconds) is the most effective way of combating germs. If you cant do this one you should buy those mini hand-sanitizers (alcohol based). They are inexpensive if you get them at a 99 cent store.

2.Say yes to the Clean air innitiative
There is evidence that when someone sneezes the air around them is imbued with germs. So you should turn your head away from them for at least 10 seconds.

And the number one tip for not gettings sick?

1.Drink beer and have sex with your sweet heart
In one study, non-smokers who drank beer a few times a week were less likely to get sick.
And in another study, from Wilkes University in Pennsylvania,  said that students who had sex more often had more of the germ fighting antigen Immunoglodulin A. So get out there tiger and go get 'em.

Monday, October 29, 2012

I hate to be dramatic

That's it! I've had it viewers. I have absolutely had it with being a liberal. Frankly I do not see any benefit in being this kind of person. I am sorry Dr. Rev. Sarah but I cant be someone I am not. It has been entirely too tiring for me to try an be a lefty. All of the constant bickering, trying to find a logical answer to everything just to show up someone who I'm "fundamentally" supposed to disagree with. It is impossible to ever win this politically correct game. And guess what? If I happened to change my view point, as every human should reserve the right to do, what should happen? Go on, guess. You'll never guess it? Do you want to know? Do you? Huh? Those same liberals who are supposed to be my friends, relatives and allies try to convince me that MY opinion is entirely wrong and that I should agree with them. I cannot take that any more. So you know what? I'm going to waffle. I would rather have no discernable oppinion of my own than be a person who is constantly picking a fight with those who do not agree with them. Because guess what you gun-control-pro-choice-libratarians chances are your neighbor who claims to  be "as liberal" as you, will probably not agree with you on every single subject. So have fun spinning your wheels trying to convince them.

I'm out.