Laud!

Learning any second language can be difficult. And supposedly there is an easy way to learn to speak any language--by listening to spoken words 30 minutes a day. Or so the internet say. But there is not much to be said for learning to speak Latin. Mostly this is because few people would have use for speaking it. At some point though you're reading Ovid's smut and you say to yourself...screw it.

You might make sure though, that you got lots of brains to get ahead in life. But you're the sucker. You're being fed this line that languages and education will put you ahead of the curve. It wont. You're gonna die. Someone will stab you. Maybe not physically but some one WILL stab you. Its just how it is. So you make sure you can speak 12 languages...so you know you can say "Help" in 31 ways that nobody else speaks. Ill meet you in parkinglot with my knife.